Monthly Archives: January 2011

Save Two Birds with One Barge

I have a simple suggestion for dealing with all this excess snow. First, let’s acknowledge this:  there is simply too much around.  On the ground, I mean.  It causes problems at busy intersections, and makes it impossible to find safe … Continue reading

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My Commentary on “Jersey Shore”, Expressed Metaphorically

I choose to express my dismay for shows like “Jersey Shore” by re-writing the lyrics to the song “Hang On Sloopy”.  Nothing personal (or true), of course. ********************** Hand Job Snooki (sung to the tune of “Hang On Sloopy”) Hand … Continue reading

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The Gum Diet

So recently I was on kind of a Gum Diet.  I don’t mean I’ve been consuming or swallowing gum. Let me explain. When you chew gum frequently, as I do, you usually have a pretty good stockpile of it somewhere … Continue reading

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Surely I Jest

Is it just me, or do Ensure TV commercials look like they’re in large print?

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Delusional Grazing, and Other Human Afflictions

Greetings and salutations.  As I write this, I am in the waiting area of Manchester Honda’s service department.  I actually just came from the restroom, where I saw, in the handicapped stall, a baby-changing station that had something written on … Continue reading

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Primal Stream (of Semi-Consciousness)

On this second school-snow day in a row, it seems like a good time to finally sit myself down, and begin my blog.  It’s about 5 a.m. as I am writing this, and it’s nice and quiet in the house. … Continue reading

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