Friends With Liabilities

How will the “friends with benefits” of today fare later in life?

I got some insight into this recently when I learned about a senior citizen who is still quite active sexually, with multiple partners at that (none of which are pictured to the left, I feel the need to disclaim).

Interestingly, the whole “friends with benefits” thing is not working out that well for this particular senior citizen.  These are her main complaints:

“Albert is wonderful in bed, but he won’t drive at night.”

“Henry hasn’t called since he ran out of Viagra.”

“Melvin has a prosthetic device for….well, I’m not really sure what it’s for, but it’s kind of a deal-breaker.”

And don’t get her started with the denture stories.  She will chew your ear clear off.

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