I got some insight into this recently when I learned about a senior citizen who is still quite active sexually, with multiple partners at that (none of which are pictured to the left, I feel the need to disclaim).
Interestingly, the whole “friends with benefits” thing is not working out that well for this particular senior citizen. These are her main complaints:
“Albert is wonderful in bed, but he won’t drive at night.”
“Henry hasn’t called since he ran out of Viagra.”
“Melvin has a prosthetic device for….well, I’m not really sure what it’s for, but it’s kind of a deal-breaker.”
And don’t get her started with the denture stories. She will chew your ear clear off.