Let’s put 20 seconds on the clock, and see what I come up with regarding THIS picture:
“It’s not easy finding green, but Bill obviously never has a problem.”
“This proves Bill’s secret desire is to fake his death and join an Amish community.”
OK, 20 seconds are up. I really did spew all that out in 20 seconds. I would have had more jokes like Daniel Tosh, except unlike him, I had to type out my own crap as I spewed it.
And by the way, that’s oregano.