Monthly Archives: June 2012

Look What I Found On My Son’s Nightstand

I did move it onto the pillow for this photo-shoot. What is it? It’s a Dayquil gel cap pressed into some old, linty silly-putty.  I would say, “That’s disgusting!” if it weren’t so damn cute.  It looks like a Thumbprint … Continue reading

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Memo to the POTUS

On the new and brilliant HBO show “VEEP“, the hilarious Julia Louis-Dreyfus (as VP Selina Meyer) constantly asks her assistant, “Did the President call?” Well, I just got an email from the POTUS saying he’s about to be outspent.  (I … Continue reading

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My Next Comedy Gig!

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Female Gone Funny

Hey!  I’ve got a reminder for you:  I’ll be performing stand-up at CAROLINE’S ON BROADWAY this Sunday, June 24th!! The show is at 2pm, the ticket cost is $12/person (w/two-drink minimum), and the performers will be hilarious. Please come if … Continue reading

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The Latest Lunacy

Dino Treats: If you lead a Tyrannosaurus Rex to water, he just might eat a Jesus Fish.   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If  You’re Happy And You Know It, Crap Your Hands The most recent statistics reveal that Asians are now the biggest … Continue reading

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Wash Your Mind Out with Comedy Soap Box

I am a new member of the esteemed on-line [click on the text link if you dare—->] Comedy Soap Box network. This is a handy site to check my upcoming performance dates.*  If you want. I bid you a happy … Continue reading

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Pipes (and drums) In The Pines

I had the pleasure of taking in a number of Celtic bands yesterday (6.9.12) at the Rhode Island Scottish Highland Festival in Richmond, RI.  Among them was one of my favorite Scottish bands, Albannach.  They played three kick-ass sets in a … Continue reading

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