Monthly Archives: July 2012

Northern Contemplations

My latest t-shirt idea:  “Meritocracy Sucks.” ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The ONLY downside I see to old ladies eventually running the world is ~possibly~ everything will be dictated by the timing of their weekly hair appointments. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Ogden Nash (writer of “Candy is … Continue reading

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“The Worst Bad Hair Day Ever” ~~ or ~~ “Get Your Mitts Off Me!”

Put yourself in the place of the effeminate young man who, in 1965, at an upscale Michigan prep school, was the target of a young Mitt Romney’s “prank”.  There were several witnesses to the incident, which does not smack of … Continue reading

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Not Too Shy

Remember the 80’s British pop group Kajagoogoo?  My ‘do reminds me of their lead singer, Limahl.        

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More Comedy! With Headliners Mary Dimino and Mike Bocchetti

I will be in the line-up of what is going to be an amazing comedy showcase on Sunday, 7/29/12 at Stand Up New York. Showtime is 5pm…..doors open at 4:30 for seating.  $10 cover, two drink minimum. Please call the … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Snarkfest

No Child Bride Left Behind:  Did you know Brigham Young (famous Mormon dude) had 51 wives?!  And they named a University after him?  That must be where girls originally went to get their MRS degrees. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jewish Time:  The Coast … Continue reading

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Tom Cat

This is Thomas, with whom I’m in a committed kitty relationship.  He does the cutest rolling thing when he’s relaxed. You can see a short video of it here (courtesy of my cat-in-laws Randy and Nancy, whose voices you can … Continue reading

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Geezer Peeves And Other Important Updates

I recently learned of two things that understandably bother old people (told to me by two authorities, i.e., “old people”): 1.  It’s annoying to elderly folks when they’re telling someone a story from their lives, and how a certain historical … Continue reading

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