Monthly Archives: August 2012

Comedy On Demand

I will be appearing in the Comedy On Demand show on Friday, September 7th, along with a group of very funny and entertaining comics! For more information and/or advance [i.e. cheaper!] tickets, please visit http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/272202. I will be appearing as … Continue reading

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Don’t Blame It On The Alcohol

Here’s my list of Mitt Romney’s “things to do in order to loosen up”: 1.  Sip a glass of cream sherry. 2.  Play Twister with aides. 3.  Have a beer. 4.  Poker with sons. 5.  Guzzle Zima. 6.  Strip poker … Continue reading

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Sir Whiner-Man

Survivorman is a show my thirteen year-old son recently started watching.  He likes it better than Man vs. Wild because the star of the show, Les Stroud, is alone (vs. hanging out with a camera-man).  I decided to watch a … Continue reading

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The Mouths Of Babes

Watching a story this morning on CNN about youth reporters, I realized that in the future, journalists may not be able to get jobs unless they have childhood experience.  (Kind of the same way people eventually won’t be able to … Continue reading

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You Demanded Comedy

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Alta Ego

“One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.” – Will Rogers I don’t know anything about the woman pictured to the left, other than her name … Continue reading

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That’s Gotta Sting

On Diana Nyad:  why am I supposed to feel sorry for someone who purposefully made herself a jellyfish stew swizzle-stick?  Personally, I think she undertook her latest challenge just for the free “dolphin swim”. And the true reason she decided … Continue reading

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Getting To ‘Know’ You

Congressman Kevin Yoder (R-Kansas) was visiting a biblically significant area of Israel last year as a guest of The American Israel Educational Foundation, with a mix of GOP congressional “freshmen”. How many Sabratinis did it take for Yoder to allegedly … Continue reading

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In Space, No One Can Hear You Regurgitate

The very cool vid “We’re Nasa And We Know It” made me reminisce (for some unknown reason) about  “Space Food Sticks” from the 70’s.  They were awful.  The main ingredient was “additive”.   The various flavors tasted the same, and had … Continue reading

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Mind of Mensch-She-Ya

The biggest tragedy to occur when that scientist from Antarctica had to be rushed to the hospital?  He forgot his insurance card. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If coal is so clean, why don’t I keep a piece of it in my shower? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ … Continue reading

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