1. Complete Slob: Need I explain? Come to my house.
2. Borderline Hoarder: It’s hard to tell the difference between you and a Complete Slob, but you’ve got the beginnings of piles and pathways.
3. Full-Blown Hoarder: Your home is an organized mini-city comprised of discreet possession-piles. You can find your electric bill from ten years ago in ten seconds flat.
4. End-Stage Hoarder: You are now the local J.C. Penney Warehouse.