Stages of Hoarding

1.  Complete Slob:  Need I explain?  Come to my house.

2.  Borderline Hoarder:  It’s hard to tell the difference between you and a Complete Slob, but you’ve got the beginnings of piles and pathways.

3.  Full-Blown Hoarder:   Your home is an organized mini-city comprised of discreet possession-piles.  You can find your electric bill from ten years ago in ten seconds flat.

4.  End-Stage Hoarder:  You are now the local J.C. Penney Warehouse.

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