Simply Unelectable

[sung to the tune of Robert Palmer’sSimply Irresistible“]

How can it be permissible?
He’s compromised his principles.  (Yeah, yeah.)
His campaign’s kind of mythical.
He’s every kind of typical.

You’d be crazy to endorse.  Over-valued is his force.
You’re obliged to conform when there’s only one horse.
He used to look good to me, but now I find him….

Simply unelectable.
Simply unelectable.

His Super-PAC’s so powerful, huh.
He thinks it’s unavoidable.
He’s always been “reversible”.
But not quite so invincible.

He passes some laws and thinks we’re in awe.
He SO wants applause.  Don’t surrender because
he used to look good to me, but now I find him…..

Simply unelectable.
Simply unelectable.

Offshore trusts…..there’s no telling where the money went.
High wind gusts….can blow a dog off a car.

It’s unavoidable, he’s backed against the wall.
When it comes to actual feelings, he’s never felt them before.
He’s broken promises and denied what he brought into law.
He used to look good to me, but now I find him….

Simply unelectable.

Offshore trusts….there’s no telling where the money went.
High wind gusts….can blow a dog off a car.

His methods are inscrutable.
His lawyers, irrefutable.  Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh.
The nation’s so seduce-able.
Wish it were more indivisible.

© 2012  J.G. Rapoza

 

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