Mind of Mensch-She-Ya

The biggest tragedy to occur when that scientist from Antarctica had to be rushed to the hospital?  He forgot his insurance card.

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If coal is so clean, why don’t I keep a piece of it in my shower?

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You might hug a tree, but don’t suck the root.

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Mother Earth offers a womb with a view.

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We’ll know Nike has evolved spiritually as a corporation when they change their slogan to “Just Intuit”.

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Group High!  Americans are fructed-up on corn syrup.

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We have finally reached the point where folks routinely say “who?” about The Who.

British Band 'The Who'

About Joanna Rapoza

I've gone to (100's of) pieces here in my blogs. Read, enjoy, laugh, cure insomnia; it's your choice.
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