Mind of Mensch-She-Ya

The biggest tragedy to occur when that scientist from Antarctica had to be rushed to the hospital?  He forgot his insurance card.

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If coal is so clean, why don’t I keep a piece of it in my shower?

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You might hug a tree, but don’t suck the root.

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Mother Earth offers a womb with a view.

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We’ll know Nike has evolved spiritually as a corporation when they change their slogan to “Just Intuit”.

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Group High!  Americans are fructed-up on corn syrup.

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We have finally reached the point where folks routinely say “who?” about The Who.

British Band 'The Who'

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