Don’t Blame It On The Alcohol

Here’s my list of Mitt Romney’s “things to do in order to loosen up”:

1.  Sip a glass of cream sherry.

2.  Play Twister with aides.

3.  Have a beer.

4.  Poker with sons.

5.  Guzzle Zima.

6.  Strip poker with daughters-in-law.

7.  Slam a Harvey Walbanger.

8.  Pose for Playgirl centerfold.

9.  Toss Kamikaze down the hatch.

10.  Bungee jump.

11.  Drop some blotter.

12.  Hit Burning Man.


Drinking alcohol may be against Mitt’s religion, but I know Jewish senators who openly eat bacon.

Look, Ann Romney hardly ever finds her husband stiff.  Maybe someday America won’t, either.

About Joanna Rapoza

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