Monthly Archives: October 2012

If Debby Boone Had Been A Fan Of Ganja

(sung to an abbreviated version of Debby Boone’s big hit, “You Light Up My Life”) So many nights I’d sit by my window, Waiting for someone To bring me his bong. So many hits I’ve kept deep inside me. Alone … Continue reading

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Wednesday Morning Wackiness

Bears And BMs:  My son asked me, “So, Mom, does a bear really shit in the woods?” I replied, “Yes, if he’s not constipated.” “Seriously?” “No, I’m being sarcastic.  Of course bears shit in the woods.  Where else would they … Continue reading

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We Are The Glastonbury Chorus, Hear Us Roar (Or At Least, Take Our Call)

Today I spent 25 minutes on hold for the Colin McEnroe Show (almost half the entire show, which was about a cappella singing groups), and never got on the air.  I wouldn’t have minded holding for so long, if it … Continue reading

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Sábado Snarkiness

Fairytale Prequels:  I suspect that even the most benign-sounding fairy tales have a juicy back-story. In the prequel to “Rumplestiltskin”, I imagine that the poor young woman whose father declared to the king that she could spin gold from straw … Continue reading

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Everything’s Better With Bacon

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Saturday Stream of Semi-Consciousness

We Fly You Extra Long Time:  The TV ads for Air Asia boast silent babies.  Korean Air commercials feature giant beautiful people stepping over entire cities.  I never knew Asians were such show-offs. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ You’re Trying To Come A Long … Continue reading

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Ode To Joe

Yo, you pwned Ryan, my dear Joe. You sure showed that hapless schmo. I wish he’d return to Kokomo. Or just wherever…he simply must go.   What’s in Ryan’s brain, I do not know. I think the contents only move … Continue reading

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Her Prayer

On this happy day We are thankful For our blessings And we pray For renewed belief In ourselves And each other And hope The bond of love Will expand To envelope The entire Universe. ~~  Phyllis Diller

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Eras Of Hair

A few friends have coincidentally brought up the topic of mullets lately, and that inspired me to arrange a little photo parade of old hair styles I’ve experienced over the decades. Fourth grade saw me looking like a little boy.  … Continue reading

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