Monthly Archives: November 2012

Sometimes A Banana Is Just A Sinful Snack

I once saw Heidi Klum quoted in a magazine interview as saying, “If I want a banana, I have a banana.”  (I read it out loud to myself three times sounding vaguely Eurotrashy.  The third time, I put the accent on the … Continue reading

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Truths, Self-Evident.

 

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January 26, 2013 Is An Important Day! Because I’m Emceeing A Comedy Fundraiser for ECHO Youth Hockey That Night.

So, please save the date!!!   Saturday, January 26th, 2013!  It will be an evening of food, fun, and fizzy drinks at Autorino’s in downtown Hartford (the old G. Fox building on Main St.), in the evening. More details to follow … Continue reading

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I Thought Of You When I Had My Hand Up The Turkey’s Ass

I’m not going to say who “you” is.  But rumor is you have a hairy Aryan back. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

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Reburial, Jewish-Style; or, The Plot Schtickens

“If Zayde had really wanted me to be buried in the same cemetery as him, he would have put a shroud on it.”  ~~Bubbe My mother had a medical semi-emergency yesterday [a foot ailment which seems to now be under … Continue reading

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I Continue To Be Disgusted With The Media Bias Against Israel

If you watch or read the news currently about the bombings in Israel and Gaza, you will get a very slanted view.  I’d like to help straighten out your perspective. I re-print verbatim, below, the talking points sent to me … Continue reading

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Dirty Page; Clean Mind.

Whip My Hair:  I thought of a name for Donald Trump’s hair style:  the “fly-over”.  That’s what happens when you combine a horrible comb-over with fly-away hair. The “fly-over” is an appropriate term for a guy who wouldn’t know how … Continue reading

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