Monthly Archives: December 2012

Eat My Dust?

Sitting the other evening in Glastonbury’s Plan B Burger Bar (where the light fixtures charmingly shine from the bottom of industrial-size meat hooks suspended from the ceiling), my son and I were discussing one of the prominent and profound topics du … Continue reading

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Merry Christmas 2012

I’d like to wish all who celebrate Christmas, or all who’d like to accept a wish about a Merry Christmas, a “Merry Christmas, and to all, a good night.”  And a happy new year.  We all need more happiness. To … Continue reading

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WWIMISWA? (“What Would It Mean If Santa Were Asian?”)

5.  New diet required to “beef up” (if Sumo wrestler not recruited). 4.  Driving lessons. 3.  Can’t handle dairy, so kids, please switch to rice milk and fortune cookies. 2.  Special deal on Made in China products. 1.  Will need … Continue reading

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Greenwich Village Comedy Club Appearance!!

I am excited to be in the line-up of an upcoming show (“Sassy Saturdays with Sassi and Mary”) at Greenwich Village Comedy Club (99 MacDougal St., New York, NY 10012; phone is 212-777-LAFF). When is the show?  Saturday, January 12, 2013.  Showtime is 6 … Continue reading

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Everything Is Going To Be OK, NOW, RIGHT?

The nation has really outdone itself.  We’ve regressed to such an infantile state that we can’t manage our own public safety (or even discourse) any more.  I hope and expect that the last horrific mass murder will finally bring about … Continue reading

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The Power of Pillow Talk

I was once lying awake in bed in the early morning hours, trying to get back to sleep by listening intently to my husband snoring.  As the sound became intolerable (because when it’s soft, it actually can help me get … Continue reading

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The Wisdom of Yids

Here are some phrases I’ve heard repeated over the years in my largely Eastern European Jewish family: “People likes me.”  This old malapropistic quote is from a distant aunt, who apparently was a likable person. “No cousins.”  This, from my … Continue reading

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