WWIMISWA? (“What Would It Mean If Santa Were Asian?”)

5.  New diet required to “beef up” (if Sumo wrestler not recruited).

4.  Driving lessons.

3.  Can’t handle dairy, so kids, please switch to rice milk and fortune cookies.

2.  Special deal on Made in China products.

1.  Will need to start growing beard early in childhood.


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