Monthly Archives: January 2013

My Seasonal Disorder Is Affecting Me

Adolescent Nation:  I am tiring of the pervasive superficiality in our country.  Who are our heroes?  Football players and their dim-bulb actress/model wives.  It’s like we’re perpetually in high school, celebrating the beautiful people.  We’re just not evolved as a … Continue reading

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You’ll Never Look At A Fire Hydrant The Same Way

Grace Whitestone (that would be me in a white wig and sensible shoes) tells her hydrant story at the Greenwich Village Comedy Club on Saturday, January 12th, 2013.  Based on true events that occurred last century.

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Medieval Reality TV

“Flip This Fiefdom” For the landowner who favored a fresh batch of peasants each year. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ “Staying Plague-Free” Half-hour Jewish infomercial on hand-washing. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ “Celtic Shore” Highlights of Druids throwing themselves into the ocean. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ “Dancing With The Maniacs” Choreography … Continue reading

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First Brain-Dump Of 2013

  It’s “Snot” What You Might Think:   Crime scene DNA evidence often seems to come from hair, blood, skin, or semen -never mucous or phlegm.  Did you ever notice that?  I posit that people with sinus problems never commit murder.  … Continue reading

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Stop To Smell The Rose Petals

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