Monthly Archives: March 2013

The Blunt Truth

Mono-theopoly:  This country has only got enough room for one religion. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Blank Stare:  Famous painter’s response when asked, during an interview, “What makes a person uniquely equipped to be an artist?”  ~~   “I spend an awful lot of … Continue reading

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The Annihilation of Bacon (And Other Modern Horrors)

Physics For Dummies:  Why Do Kids Wear Shorts In The Winter?  Because they’re out of touch with reality, that’s why.  It finally struck me that the reason we see so many kids dressed inappropriately (for the weather) is because they’ve … Continue reading

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Monday Mumblings, Tardy On Tuesday

Age-old Maxim:  I no longer care if I get on others’ nerves.  I just need to learn to not get on my own nerves. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Age-old Question:  Why does food always taste better when you’re horking it down in front … Continue reading

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