The Blunt Truth

Mono-theopoly This country has only got enough room for one religion.

religion_and_money

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Blank Stare:  Famous painter’s response when asked, during an interview, “What makes a person uniquely equipped to be an artist?”  ~~   “I spend an awful lot of time just staring out the window.”

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Bone it to own it”:  A new saying that could mean “learn something really well, so that it’s in your bones, and once you own it, you will be able to deliver it par excellence.”

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Leaky Theory:  I’ve come to believe the sound of a dripping faucet somehow inspires creativity on a subconscious level.  Or at least that’s my inspired excuse for taking so damn long to call the plumber.

Could lead to writer's block.

Could lead to writer’s block.

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Paraphrasing Harry:  The aggression stops here.  (The buck may make a rest stop if it wishes.)

harry truman

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Token Pope:  Instead of white smoke, someday the Papal Conclave will produce green vapor.

the_pope_smokes_dope_shirt

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Emphysemac’s Biathlon It’s on land!  It’s on water!  It’s on air!  (Although admittedly not much of that last one.)

First event (land): go to the bathroom.

Second event (water):  flush.

Third event: float back on fumes.

Last year's winner.

Last year’s winner.

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