The Blunt Truth

Mono-theopoly This country has only got enough room for one religion.



Blank Stare:  Famous painter’s response when asked, during an interview, “What makes a person uniquely equipped to be an artist?”  ~~   “I spend an awful lot of time just staring out the window.”


Bone it to own it”:  A new saying that could mean “learn something really well, so that it’s in your bones, and once you own it, you will be able to deliver it par excellence.”


Leaky Theory:  I’ve come to believe the sound of a dripping faucet somehow inspires creativity on a subconscious level.  Or at least that’s my inspired excuse for taking so damn long to call the plumber.

Could lead to writer's block.

Could lead to writer’s block.


Paraphrasing Harry:  The aggression stops here.  (The buck may make a rest stop if it wishes.)

harry truman


Token Pope:  Instead of white smoke, someday the Papal Conclave will produce green vapor.



Emphysemac’s Biathlon It’s on land!  It’s on water!  It’s on air!  (Although admittedly not much of that last one.)

First event (land): go to the bathroom.

Second event (water):  flush.

Third event: float back on fumes.

Last year's winner.

Last year’s winner.

About Joanna Rapoza

I've gone to (100's of) pieces here in my blogs. Read, enjoy, laugh, cure insomnia; it's your choice.
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