Monthly Archives: July 2013

#liveinthegray

When something good happens, it’s not necessarily because we deserve it.  Conversely, it’s not just because we’re lucky.  It can be a combination of the two. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I took the photos below with color film, though they look very gray. [August … Continue reading

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“BIG DUMMY – me & my old man” written by & starring MARY DIMINO @ FringeNYC starting August 9th

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I Haven’t The Foggiest, And I’d Like To Keep It That Way

Fogging Failure:  A few years ago I bought dry ice to make fog for Halloween.  In order to make the fog flow continuously, I had to keep scooping dry ice pellets out of a bag and drop them into vats … Continue reading

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Maniacal Mumblings

Age Delay I waited a long time to do stand-up comedy because I never took myself that seriously. (But I always wished Letterman’s show had a “Stupid Human Tricks” segment, so I could showcase the ability to cross one eye … Continue reading

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Travesty

Trayvon (sung to the Elton John/Bernie Taupin song “Levon”) Trayvon wears his hoodie like a crown He calls his attacker Cracker ’cause he likes the name And he sensed he might soon be going down Trayvon, Trayvon likes his Skittles … Continue reading

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Fixated On Faces

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Happy Birthday To My Mom. Look Mom, Old Pictures.

           

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Here He/She Comes….

Top ten clues Miss Universe Canada Jenna Talackova was transgender: 10.  Sang bass part of “Old Man River” in show opener 9.  Couldn’t pee sitting down 8.  Bragged about having biggest camel toe 7.  Strange fixation on fire hydrants 6.  Handed … Continue reading

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Remembering Princess Diana o’ Wales (7.1.61 – 8.31.97)

   

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On This Day, Independence From Inhibition

What Would Albert Think:  I subscribe to the power of positive thinking, but unlike Albert Einstein and his belief in gravity, I don’t feel the need to explain or quantify anything.  In fact, I’d rather not know how it works.  … Continue reading

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