On This Day, Independence From Inhibition

What Would Albert Think:  I subscribe to the power of positive thinking, but unlike Albert Einstein and his belief in gravity, I don’t feel the need to explain or quantify anything.  In fact, I’d rather not know how it works.  (Einstein also wanted to know how his refrigerator ran, but that’s another story.)

So there.

So there.

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Culinary Karma:  Food companies want to wash their hands of Paula Deen these days, so maybe she should consider going into business at the other end of the corporate spectrum……in waste removal.  Her new organization could be called “White Trash Industries”.  Lord (Lordy-Lord) knows she’s got major experience in cleaning up huge messes.

Doilies make for excellent attire as well as cleaning rags.

Doilies make for excellent attire as well as cleaning rags.  (Paula, you missed that Cheerio on your chin.)

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Like Peanut Butter For Chocolate”:  A suggested name for the memoir of the person who invented Reeses.

I would have written his biography for peanuts.  And chocolate.

I would have written his biography for peanuts. And chocolate.

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Penultimate Frisbee:  It’s just not that intense.

These women care just a little too much what happens to the Frisbee.

Yo beyotches, it’s a Frisbee, not a husband.

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Demented Delicacies:  I read that Japan is defending its right to hunt whales near Antarctica.  They eat its meat and consider it a delicacy.  When I mentioned this to my (adventurous eater) husband Dean, I saw the (meat-grinding) gears start in his head and he said,  “I wonder what whale meat tastes like.”

I think we all know the answer.  Tastes like Chicken of the Sea.

Starkist Whale on sale this week.  Solly Cholly!

Starkist Whale on sale this week. Solly Cholly!

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2 Responses to On This Day, Independence From Inhibition

  1. doolinpup@aol.com says:

    Loved it!

  2. Joanb says:

    Enjoyed it all!

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