What Would Albert Think: I subscribe to the power of positive thinking, but unlike Albert Einstein and his belief in gravity, I don’t feel the need to explain or quantify anything. In fact, I’d rather not know how it works. (Einstein also wanted to know how his refrigerator ran, but that’s another story.)
Culinary Karma: Food companies want to wash their hands of Paula Deen these days, so maybe she should consider going into business at the other end of the corporate spectrum……in waste removal. Her new organization could be called “White Trash Industries”. Lord (Lordy-Lord) knows she’s got major experience in cleaning up huge messes.
“Like Peanut Butter For Chocolate”: A suggested name for the memoir of the person who invented Reeses.
Penultimate Frisbee: It’s just not that intense.
Demented Delicacies: I read that Japan is defending its right to hunt whales near Antarctica. They eat its meat and consider it a delicacy. When I mentioned this to my (adventurous eater) husband Dean, I saw the (meat-grinding) gears start in his head and he said, “I wonder what whale meat tastes like.”
I think we all know the answer. Tastes like Chicken of the Sea.