Here He/She Comes….

Top ten clues Miss Universe Canada Jenna Talackova was transgender:

10.  Sang bass part of “Old Man River” in show opener

9.  Couldn’t pee sitting down

8.  Bragged about having biggest camel toe

7.  Strange fixation on fire hydrants

6.  Handed out flyers for “cousin’s” “tackle-tightening” salon

5.  Caught twice reading manual to remove own bra

4.  Slept in t-shirt with caption “Show me some tits, Grow me some tits”

3.  Slapped Aqua Velva on crotch after showering

2.  Favorite choker necklace sported Adams Apple-like jewel

1.  Only contestant to request knuckle hair waxed.

Another "tip-off" was the oversize crown.

Another “tip-off” was the oversize crown.

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