Sculpted Thoughts

I hate guns and violence and I will pound the shit out of anyone who disagrees with me.

Speak softly and carry a big hulk.

Peace, or else.


I walk backwards to get at the hard-to-reach cellulite.

Because they never get cellulite.

Because no cellulite.


I saw a figure approaching in the mist that looked like a six-foot wild turkey.  Turned out to be another human with a large fluttering scarf.


Cruel thing to say to a stutterer:  “Hold that thought.”


Orthodontic Observations.

  1. Overheard from the next chair while my son was getting an evaluation:  “You’re gonna be all right.”  Really?  I thought orthodontia involved very few death sentences.
  2. First thing that made me suspicious was when they asked me for a urine specimen. I replied, “I’m not the patient.”
  3. I always thought an orthodontic career would be great.  You have the status and income of a doctor and (theoretically) no dying patients.  Plus you get to work with your hands.
Is it orthodontia, or is it porn?  I don't get out much.

Orthodontia or porn?  Maybe both.


I neither binge nor fast upon Facebook. #moderation


If I ever became super-successful, I’d be a chick magnate.


Can you see Hemingway typing his thoughts onto an iPhone?  Forget that –  he’d stick with a manual typewriter.  Once you learn to master that kind of rustic keyboard, why would you let your fingers wimp out with anything else?

hemingway and typewriter outside

About Joanna Rapoza

I've gone to (100's of) pieces here in my blogs. Read, enjoy, laugh, cure insomnia; it's your choice.
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