Monthly Archives: December 2013

No Pictures, Because It’s For Adults

“Get Felt” would be an ear-catching name for a story about a hat-maker in high demand named Laura Felt. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [right after Christmas]  I see all those deflated Santas in everyone’s yards.  I know how they feel. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I looked … Continue reading

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I Heart One-Liners

IBS also keeps my mind clear. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why do I need a colonoscopy?  My ass gets checked out every day. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My neighborhood is a high crime area.  Bitches be gettin’ high there all the time. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why have I … Continue reading

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Groper Fish and other fine Southern Delicacies

CONTRASTS:  a  serial video concept “Teenage romance vs. married romance”:  First we see a teenage boy try to put his arm around a girl.  She pushes him away.  He again attempts to put his arm around the girl.  She pushes … Continue reading

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“You So Cold”, And Other Seasonal Edicts

Rudolph went down in history, and during mating season, on other reindeer.  He was inspired after Jack Frost nipped at his nose and missed.  #NorthPoleGoneSouth ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ We hear about the Baby Jesus all the time, but never about His toddler … Continue reading

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Good Stuff For Sale

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Enjoy the Sepia Tones of Grace Whitestone at CAROLINE’S on BROADWAY (Saturday, January 25, 2014)

Who:  Grace Whitestone, my alta-cocker alter-ego. What:  Performing stand-up comedy. When:  Saturday, January 25, 2014.  4 pm showtime! Where:  Caroline’s on Broadway, 1626 Broadway, NYC (B’way & 50th St.) How:  $5 cover, 2-drink minimum (soft ok).  If you plan to … Continue reading

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Move Toward The White: Grace Whitestone Upcoming Comedy Appearances

“The Happy Fun Time All-Star Comedy Variety Show” (but it’s really just comedy), Sunday, December 22, 2013, 8pm, at Rumpy’s Tavern (16 Church St., Lenox, MA).  This free show is hosted by the groundbreaking Tom Lewis, and it always has … Continue reading

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