Groper Fish and other fine Southern Delicacies

CONTRASTS:  a  serial video concept

“Teenage romance vs. married romance”:  First we see a teenage boy try to put his arm around a girl.  She pushes him away.  He again attempts to put his arm around the girl.  She pushes him away.

Next we see an older married couple lying in bed.  The wife pulls the husband’s arm around her.  He takes it away.  She again pulls the husband’s arm around her.  He takes it away.

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“The way city people park vs. the way country people park”:  First we see an image of cars parked neatly in a row on a busy city street.

Next we see an image of cars, trucks and ATVs parked willy-nilly all over someone’s yard.

And then there's redneck marinas.

And then there’s redneck marinas.

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I get scared these days when I hear someone say, “She took me, warts and all.”

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“Looove me some aliens!” #drunk&hornyinArkansas

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“He’s not just my cousin; he’s my brother.” #sis&broRmom&dadinArkansas

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I’m sorry, Arkansas.  I usually ridicule Alabama.

May some humans win.

May some humans win.

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