Everyone else is underqualified, why can’t I?

Tag line I’d use if I had to do online dating: “Don’t worry, you’ll be drunk.”
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On Everest, Mile High club means you’re a loser.
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The first black pope ever will be named Leroy I.
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“You’re going to have a kielbasa sandwich with Daddy” sounds like code for something sinister, doesn’t it?
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Still chuckling over text I sent kid regarding cloggage he left in toilet: “I’ll notify the cartographers”
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In Boston on Patriots’ Day, they emotionally proclaim “we are all one. Except for the Yankees.”
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Maybe if Fort Dix and Fort Hood got together sometime, it would take a little bit of that pressure off and we’d have fewer public shootings.

He's got her barracks.

He’s got her barracks.

 

About Joanna Rapoza

I've gone to (100's of) pieces here in my blogs. Read, enjoy, laugh, cure insomnia; it's your choice.
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