Spittle Also Glitters

Upside of streets flooding is you don’t feel potholes as much. #globalwarmingsilverlining
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I’m not a proponent of capital punishment, but how much mental capacity is required to be executed?  Just fog that mirror a few more minutes.
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Don’t accept “life coaching” services from someone who says “wowzers!
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I’m thinking about forcing normalcy into my life by installing a picket fence.
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Top of Baby’s head now reeks of Old Spice.
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Many people know that love stinks, but did you know that it also snores?
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When I see children outside in my neighborhood, I want to go up to them and say, “Do you know how much real estate sells for these days? Are you aware of how much this land is worth that you’re playing on? And don’t tell me you don’t know about real estate, because you do. Lucy from Peanuts knew about real estate. She wanted real estate for Christmas.”

[Lucy’s voice]: “Real estate.”

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Irish Jewesses frequent McVahs.
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Sometimes you need that inner peacefulness that only comes with drinking.
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My intellectual property is now up in the cloud. That’s okay, I want to seed
the cloud with subversive ideas.

This cloud is all decked out in silver lining.

This cloud is all decked out in silver lining.

 

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