Nasty Senior Citizen Subtweets

Old_Yeller @yellholes                            4/15/14
Stop lying to the IRS
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Madge @wigs4us                                       8/12/13
No one enjoys wrinkled cleavage
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Fishwife @tasteslikefish                       11/20/13
U could eat an apple through a picket fence with those dentures
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Gladys_B @masterknitter                     5/31/14
I saw what she did after the AARP meeting
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Beatrice_Pudenda @eurotrashed    10/12/13
So pathetic to not remember what country you’re from
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Dick_Cheney @biggestDickever        11/24/13
Stop staring at my balls.
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The Girdle Filler @wideloads             9/10/13
Those red slacks make your ass look fat
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Shuffleboard_King @slipmydiscs      11/2/13
His mortgage wants to reverse him
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Handy_Gary @oldplumbing                 6/23/14
Sorry, madam, but you’re no GILF
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Mildred39 @ilove2dust                          3/27/14
Please shave your ears
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Just_Jack_Kevorkian @reaper       12/31/13
You’re next

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