Find Your Joy Schtick

Before they found their schtick, Don Rickles was polite, Lenny Bruce didn’t curse, and Gallagher used a melon-baller.

gallagher

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Succotash sounds like a Native American word for “heap of puke we got white man to eat”.

Succotash

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Rock me like a Hurricane?  No thanks, but we could use some rain.

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If you go through an emotional war, and after the dust settles, you can still feel love, you have won. Also, you need to dust.

dusty furniture w wash me message

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A new study proves that smelling one’s own farts throughout the day will prevent cancer.  Which is ideal, since no doctor will ever come near you again with that stankly butt.

farting public

 

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