Monthly Archives: October 2014

The Gender Crap

Why my early arguments didn’t work well: “She may have a bigger boob size, but I have a larger IQ.” “You can’t motorboat an IQ.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Roughly 50% of the people who sit for the PSATs don’t actually sit when … Continue reading

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Come, Eat, Laugh! **J’s Crab Shack in Hartford Nov. 1** **The Cracker Barrel Pub in Tariffville Nov. 6**

I’m delighted to be appearing in two upcoming local comedy shows!  Although my name did not make it for the initial event posters (below), I’ll be stopping in on BOTH shows for a guest spot.  The food is EXCELLENT in … Continue reading

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Unconscious Couplings

I think a Cheese Whiz creature came alive in the back of my pantry. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I saw a carpenter ant walk by carrying a toenail clipping.  Clearly working on a large project. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cartoon idea:  two girls arriving at an … Continue reading

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