Monthly Archives: February 2015

4 Text Monsters

Finger on the Trigger:  You never hear from these people, except when texted, they respond with lightning speed.  (Also known as “Lurkers”.) Throw ‘Em a Bone:  Your fear is if you contact these pests, they’ll text back fast and furious … Continue reading

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I’ve Been Told Not To Speak At Super Bowl Parties, So I Wrote This For Zach Galifianakis

Dear Mr. Galifianakis: Today is the 100th Sunday since the 87th Thursday beyond the very first Monday that I began my heretofore financially unprofitable yet still artistically rewarding comedy career. So that’s what makes it an especially weird coinkydinky that I … Continue reading

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