Two Jerks In A Circle

Just to see if he was listening, I told my kid I saw a Cialis commercial with two gay guys.
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Bruce Jenner proved once again that behind every great man, there’s a woman. The TV movie based upon his life (in which he’ll play both the “before” and “after”) will be called “Bend It Like Jenner.”

Not much difference, really

Not much difference, really

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Every once in awhile, I’ll say something innocent that’s interpreted as vulgar. At those times, I feel like I’m in an alternative universe.
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I removed a difficult splinter from my finger, then decided to lay still in recovery for an hour. #nap
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When you were a kid, and you’d get to talk into a live microphone, you’d say, “Testing, testing, one, two, three, four.” Knowing that when you grew up, you’d get to say, “Testing, testing, one, two, three, fuck.”

young-boy-singing-into-microphone
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Remember that one person in high school that boasted they liked anal sex? You never forget that person.
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Had to close my tiny Etsy shop. Running a “Buy One, Get The Only Other One Free” sale did not work.
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Scientists say drinking tequila actually helps you lose weight. Because you go salsa dancing afterwards.
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You can vaccinate your child. Or, you can let him go wild in the ball pit at McDonald’s. Your choice.
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You don’t think they made a few jokes about Klingons circling Uranus around the Star Trek office? Don’t be naïve.

dingleberry
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If everyone sat around and thought about stuff as much as I do, the world would be calmer. But there’d be more hemorrhoids.
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Solipsistic post I saw on Facebook:  “There are few things that affect my life less than British royalty having babies.” Not long after, another update: “Who wants to see ‘Avengers’ with me again?” I so wanted to comment, “There are few things that affect my life less than stupid movies like ‘Avengers.’ If you lived in England, right now, you’d be buying a commemorative plate.”

princess diana commemorative plate

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2 Responses to Two Jerks In A Circle

  1. John Dumez says:

    Too funny!  I saw that Avenger movie with my group of idiots at work.  It was horrible.  Everyone in my department LOVED it.  I gotta get outta this place.  A bunch of gun slinging right wing religious wackos…and that’s being very kind.  I can say MUCH worse!  Love the Bruce Jenner pics.  I just saw him on that show CHIPS from the 1970’s. Who knew…I guess he(she) did.  Ha!  Take care John  From: RangeleyMoose Droppings To: jfdcactus@yahoo.com Sent: Wednesday, May 13, 2015 5:37 AM Subject: [New post] Two Jerks In A Circle #yiv1629365269 a:hover {color:red;}#yiv1629365269 a {text-decoration:none;color:#0088cc;}#yiv1629365269 a.yiv1629365269primaryactionlink:link, #yiv1629365269 a.yiv1629365269primaryactionlink:visited {background-color:#2585B2;color:#fff;}#yiv1629365269 a.yiv1629365269primaryactionlink:hover, #yiv1629365269 a.yiv1629365269primaryactionlink:active {background-color:#11729E;color:#fff;}#yiv1629365269 WordPress.com | Joanna Rapoza posted: “Just to see if he was listening, I told my kid I saw a Cialis commercial with two gay guys.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Bruce Jenner proved once again that behind every great man, there’s a woman. The TV movie based upon his life (in which he’ll play” | |

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