Go East, Old Woman

I’ve finally learned: kneeling is so much better than bending over. Squatting is fun, too.

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It’s not enough to win the “hearts and minds” of the people. You must win over folks who reproduce a lot.

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There are some days when I look very tired and wrung out, and invariably, on those days, someone will call me “Ma’am.”

Grace Black and White

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Technical institutes are now offering majors in “Manufacturing”, with minors in Chinese.

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Idea for a web series: “The Press.” I interview people on a wide scope of topics, while catching up on ironing. The concept was inspired by a large backlog of shirts.

Ironing board w iron

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I started a new medication that warned of strange side effects and abnormal behavior. I knew something was wrong and had to stop it because I suddenly began catching up on housework.

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I believe that Donald Trump is in for a rude awakening. I also hear he’s kind of unpleasant at bedtime, too.

Trump PJs Santa

 

 

 

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