Go East, Old Woman

I’ve finally learned: kneeling is so much better than bending over. Squatting is fun, too.


It’s not enough to win the “hearts and minds” of the people. You must win over folks who reproduce a lot.


There are some days when I look very tired and wrung out, and invariably, on those days, someone will call me “Ma’am.”

Grace Black and White


Technical institutes are now offering majors in “Manufacturing”, with minors in Chinese.


Idea for a web series: “The Press.” I interview people on a wide scope of topics, while catching up on ironing. The concept was inspired by a large backlog of shirts.

Ironing board w iron


I started a new medication that warned of strange side effects and abnormal behavior. I knew something was wrong and had to stop it because I suddenly began catching up on housework.


I believe that Donald Trump is in for a rude awakening. I also hear he’s kind of unpleasant at bedtime, too.

Trump PJs Santa




About Joanna Rapoza

I've gone to (100's of) pieces here in my blogs. Read, enjoy, laugh, cure insomnia; it's your choice.
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