If I could obtain some tiny revenge on the living individuals who’ve hurt me the most…
- To the nasty boss who did a malicious thing to me while I was in my last semester of college: I hope her forearms get so hairy, she needs a bush-wacker simply to see on a daily basis.
- To the nasty comic who did a malicious thing to me once while I was on stage: I hope her boobs get so large, she needs a complex set of mirrors simply to to see on a daily basis.
- And to the nimrod supervisor who took credit for my work and made my last office job so difficult: Take his fucking license away. He’s too stupid to be driving.
I hope one day to perform for these specimens in their nursing homes and make them piss themselves laughing, as opposed to from just plain old incontinence.