Prepareth a Diaper For Mine Enemies

If I could obtain some tiny revenge on the living individuals who’ve hurt me the most…

  • To the nasty boss who did a malicious thing to me while I was in my last semester of college:  I hope her forearms get so hairy, she needs a bush-wacker simply to see on a daily basis.
  • To the nasty comic who did a malicious thing to me once while I was on stage:  I hope her boobs get so large, she needs a complex set of mirrors simply to to see on a daily basis.
  • And to the nimrod supervisor who took credit for my work and made my last office job so difficult:  Take his fucking license away. He’s too stupid to be driving.

I hope one day to perform for these specimens in their nursing homes and make them piss themselves laughing, as opposed to from just plain old incontinence.

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