Don’t Pith Me Off

There are now nine medical marijuana dispensaries in Connecticut, yet not a single one of them is in Stonington.


I imagine an alternative universe where Brett Kavanaugh is a stoner, and after he and Christine Blasey Ford politely take turns using the bathroom at a party, they sit down and meditate on the human condition.


According to one of Brett Kavanaugh’s old calendars, his favorite Beatles song was “Why Don’t We Do It In The Robe?“


NPR is now selling show-inspired alcohol like “’All Things Considered’ Cabernet“, “’Wait Wait’ Don’t Tell Me Chardonnay” and “I Need a Drink to Get Through ‘Food Schmooze.'”


Some people need alter-egos to stow their excess baggage.



It’s horrifying how much I now hear people speaking about squirters, yet I can remember prior generations discussing self-cleaning vaginas.


There’s a sound coming at night from the woods that I believe is a dragon snoring, because what the hell else could it be? 🐉


Me, apparently overly-fixated on drag personas: “Look at all these different pictures of the guy who owns our motel. Here he’s dressed as a woman!“

My travel mate: “I think that’s his mother.“


“Dear Sir or Madam” means something completely different nowadays.


About Joanna Rapoza

I've gone to (100's of) pieces here in my blogs. Read, enjoy, laugh, cure insomnia; it's your choice.
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