Don’t Pith Me Off

There are now nine medical marijuana dispensaries in Connecticut, yet not a single one of them is in Stonington.

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I imagine an alternative universe where Brett Kavanaugh is a stoner, and after he and Christine Blasey Ford politely take turns using the bathroom at a party, they sit down and meditate on the human condition.

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According to one of Brett Kavanaugh’s old calendars, his favorite Beatles song was “Why Don’t We Do It In The Robe?“

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NPR is now selling show-inspired alcohol like “’All Things Considered’ Cabernet“, “’Wait Wait’ Don’t Tell Me Chardonnay” and “I Need a Drink to Get Through ‘Food Schmooze.'”

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Some people need alter-egos to stow their excess baggage.

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It’s horrifying how much I now hear people speaking about squirters, yet I can remember prior generations discussing self-cleaning vaginas.

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There’s a sound coming at night from the woods that I believe is a dragon snoring, because what the hell else could it be? 🐉

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Me, apparently overly-fixated on drag personas: “Look at all these different pictures of the guy who owns our motel. Here he’s dressed as a woman!“

My travel mate: “I think that’s his mother.“

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“Dear Sir or Madam” means something completely different nowadays.

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