Are you superstitious? Do you feel bad when you actively wish others dead? Well, worry no more about your negative thoughts, because now there’s “Surgical Strike Tsunami™”, a customized, animated short video series that whimsically helps you mentally exorcise the assholes from your life.
You and our team of writers create the story based on what the asshole in your life has done. Then (in our fantasy animated story), a powerful individual wave comes far inland from the ocean, sweeps the jerk out to sea, and drowns him or her outside of your vision. It was not your fault! It was an act of God! God giveth assholes, and He also taketh them away. Remember, your most unfavorite person could conceivably be swept away by a “Surgical Strike Tsunami™”, and that’s why we’ve created this series: to help people realize that assholes are not always permanent. Just ask anybody with a colostomy bag.