Author Archives: Joanna Rapoza

10 signs your husband is secretly Canadian

1. He is reliable and polite. 2. He likes the cold. 3. He has hockey in his blood. (And blood on his jerseys.) 4. He loves meat pie. 5. He gets all his suits in Montreal. 6. His favorite animals … Continue reading

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Bellicosity and the Beast

A beauty pageant contestant had a seizure while performing, got up and finished. She wasn’t crowned, but she did get “Most Clutch.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I’d rather have resting bitch face than slack-jawed dumbass face. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Question for quantum physics hobbyists: if … Continue reading

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Connecticut sure as hell got talent

Check out my hot three-minute set in the Connecticut’s Got Talent semi-final competition at the historic Wall Street Theater in Norwalk, CT hosted by Billy Blanks Jr. on Friday, February 23, 2018!

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Thyroid Terrorism

I never tire of the Internet visiting me by delivering articles like 12 signs that a thyroid might not be working as it should. Paranoia about health is no longer necessary to propel people to websites to self-diagnose illnesses. The Web … Continue reading

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Ability Beyond measure: Channel 8 interviews the Sharktankers

Ability Beyond and Roses For Autism are fantastic organizations, serving individuals and the public in compassionate and pragmatic ways. Here is a really nice segment that ran on November 2 in the morning on Channel 8 (Connecticut ABC affiliate) featuring a large project I … Continue reading

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Celebrate Halloween by ghosting people that deserve it

Whenever you get played, just tell yourself it’s because you are an instrument of love. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I don’t recognize the weird instrument Jon Batiste plays in the opening frames of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, but it looks like he’s blowing … Continue reading

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Standing in my filth: Pig-Pen’s memoir channeled through a lazy housewife

Here’s the main difference between me and the Queen of England: she insists that workers in Buckingham palace walk backwards as they vacuum, so that they don’t leave any footprints. I don’t vacuum. They say it can be deeply disturbing … Continue reading

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