Category Archives: Funny Irreverent Stuff

Could be a bit off-color….

Vascular surgeon thrilled patient now able to wear hotpants

Last week, I went through a series of procedures to remove varicose veins from my legs. I told the vascular surgeon that he was the reason I would be able to wear hotpants on stage this summer – but never … Continue reading

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I was forced into non-consensual heckling by Judah Friedlander

He did it in front of my friends as well as a bunch of other people, and he did it without my consent: Judah Friedlander made me heckle him in May, 2012. I was wearing a tight skirt, and I’d … Continue reading

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🎶 Holding out for a pillow 🎶

Where have all the good chairs gone? And where are all the Tucks? Where’s the streetwise proctologist who can straighten out all us cucks? Isn’t there a magic cure beyond what I can see? Late at night I toss and … Continue reading

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What’s not to lurk?

I constantly try to picture people having conversations that mirror their social media trash talk and trolling. It’s hard to imagine, because in real life, most of those people wouldn’t have the balls to say negative stuff to someone’s face. … Continue reading

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Was that a seizure or were you just extra glad to see me?

I finally stopped having that terrible nightmare where you show up for a final exam but haven’t studied, and I think this is because deep down I no longer give a shit. ****************************** At the shelter, I inspire cats to … Continue reading

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Don’t Pith Me Off

There are now nine medical marijuana dispensaries in Connecticut, yet not a single one of them is in Stonington. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I imagine an alternative universe where Brett Kavanaugh is a stoner, and after he and Christine Blasey Ford politely take … Continue reading

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I’m changing my name to Joyanna because I want to be happier, dammit

A woman once told me I was the most beautiful pregnant person she’d ever seen. At the time my son was six months old. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cleaning out the closet and found a 1980 issue of Playboy. Talk about big hair. … Continue reading

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