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The Nick Mayer Memorial Fund at the Hartford Foundation for Public Giving

I think of him during the “high holy days” of #stanleycupfinals and always.♥️ 🏒 The Nick Mayer Memorial Fund at the Hartford Foundation for Public Giving supports a variety of nonprofit organizations, with priority given to youth and high school … Continue reading

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Vascular surgeon thrilled patient now able to wear hotpants

Last week, I went through a series of procedures to remove varicose veins from my legs. I told the vascular surgeon that he was the reason I would be able to wear hotpants on stage this summer – but never … Continue reading

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I was forced into non-consensual heckling by Judah Friedlander

He did it in front of my friends as well as a bunch of other people, and he did it without my consent: Judah Friedlander made me heckle him in May, 2012. I was wearing a tight skirt, and I’d … Continue reading

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🎶 Holding out for a pillow 🎶

Where have all the good chairs gone? And where are all the Tucks? Where’s the streetwise proctologist who can straighten out all us cucks? Isn’t there a magic cure beyond what I can see? Late at night I toss and … Continue reading

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Was that a seizure or were you just extra glad to see me?

I finally stopped having that terrible nightmare where you show up for a final exam but haven’t studied, and I think this is because deep down I no longer give a shit. ****************************** At the shelter, I inspire cats to … Continue reading

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Don’t Pith Me Off

There are now nine medical marijuana dispensaries in Connecticut, yet not a single one of them is in Stonington. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I imagine an alternative universe where Brett Kavanaugh is a stoner, and after he and Christine Blasey Ford politely take … Continue reading

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I’m changing my name to Joyanna because I want to be happier, dammit

A woman once told me I was the most beautiful pregnant person she’d ever seen. At the time my son was six months old. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cleaning out the closet and found a 1980 issue of Playboy. Talk about big hair. … Continue reading

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