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Bellicosity and the Beast

A beauty pageant contestant had a seizure while performing, got up and finished. She wasn’t crowned, but she did get “Most Clutch.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I’d rather have resting bitch face than slack-jawed dumbass face. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Question for quantum physics hobbyists: if … Continue reading

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Page V. Stage

I knew a kid growing up who had permissive, hippie parents. The advice they gave her about having sex? “Always get a last name.” *********************************** It comes in handy that everything you need to know you learned in kindergarten, because … Continue reading

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