Tag Archives: alternate universe

Don’t Pith Me Off

There are now nine medical marijuana dispensaries in Connecticut, yet not a single one of them is in Stonington. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I imagine an alternative universe where Brett Kavanaugh is a stoner, and after he and Christine Blasey Ford politely take … Continue reading

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Bellicosity and the Beast

A beauty pageant contestant had a seizure while performing, got up and finished. She wasn’t crowned, but she did get “Most Clutch.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I’d rather have resting bitch face than slack-jawed dumbass face. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Question for quantum physics hobbyists: if … Continue reading

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