Tag Archives: America

10 signs your husband is secretly Canadian

1. He is reliable and polite. 2. He likes the cold. 3. He has hockey in his blood. (And blood on his jerseys.) 4. He loves meat pie. 5. He gets all his suits in Montreal. 6. His favorite animals … Continue reading

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Major Crwnage

Older women are like fine wine. They deserve to be drunk. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I hate when you’re trying to throw away a Styrofoam peanut and it keeps sticking to your hand. I also hate knowing that 45 years ago, this would have … Continue reading

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The Crawlspace Of My Psyche

If you think about it, this sign could actually inspire drinking and driving. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You’re my everything, unless you’ve got an extra something I don’t want. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ People like me bawdy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Is it sex drive or just the heated … Continue reading

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My Seasonal Disorder Is Affecting Me

Adolescent Nation:  I am tiring of the pervasive superficiality in our country.  Who are our heroes?  Football players and their dim-bulb actress/model wives.  It’s like we’re perpetually in high school, celebrating the beautiful people.  We’re just not evolved as a … Continue reading

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Memo to the POTUS

On the new and brilliant HBO show “VEEP“, the hilarious Julia Louis-Dreyfus (as VP Selina Meyer) constantly asks her assistant, “Did the President call?” Well, I just got an email from the POTUS saying he’s about to be outspent.  (I … Continue reading

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