Tag Archives: America

Major Crwnage

Older women are like fine wine. They deserve to be drunk. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I hate when you’re trying to throw away a Styrofoam peanut and it keeps sticking to your hand. I also hate knowing that 45 years ago, this would have … Continue reading

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The Crawlspace Of My Psyche

If you think about it, this sign could actually inspire drinking and driving. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You’re my everything, unless you’ve got an extra something I don’t want. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ People like me bawdy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Is it sex drive or just the heated … Continue reading

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My Seasonal Disorder Is Affecting Me

Adolescent Nation:  I am tiring of the pervasive superficiality in our country.  Who are our heroes?  Football players and their dim-bulb actress/model wives.  It’s like we’re perpetually in high school, celebrating the beautiful people.  We’re just not evolved as a … Continue reading

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Memo to the POTUS

On the new and brilliant HBO show “VEEP“, the hilarious Julia Louis-Dreyfus (as VP Selina Meyer) constantly asks her assistant, “Did the President call?” Well, I just got an email from the POTUS saying he’s about to be outspent.  (I … Continue reading

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