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I Eat Like A Frenchwoman But I Burp Like A Scotsman

I’m surprised Lady Gaga hasn’t done a remake of Helen Reddy’s hit and called it, “I Am Woman, Hear Me Burp.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I read a new analysis about addiction that concluded it’s only when rats are kept in isolation, as … Continue reading

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Warm Heart, Curdled Mind

Why don’t we ever hear constipated people ask “Does this make my ass look fat?” ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ There actually used to be gentle punk rockers.  They were the ones with the tousled Mohawks. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ My friend dropped 35 pounds and 8 … Continue reading

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