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I’m Too Sexy For My Car

When I saw the beautiful new BMW that my attractive friend recently bought, it made me realize that I’m too sexy for every vehicle I’ve ever owned. My first car was a double hand-me-down: a tan-colored 1970 Ford Custom (4-door … Continue reading

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The Gender Crap

Why my early arguments didn’t work well: “She may have a bigger boob size, but I have a larger IQ.” “You can’t motorboat an IQ.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Roughly 50% of the people who sit for the PSATs don’t actually sit when … Continue reading

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