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Don’t hate me because I’m lovable

Why has no one yet opened a chain of comedy club/restaurants with Hooters-style waitresses and called it “Titters”? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Emotions are like breasts. They’re meant to be felt. Also if you try hard, you can lick an emotion. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My … Continue reading

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Mother Said There’d Be Mucous (& Other Revelations)

As a bikini model, I’d have to moonlight, because I could not be seen like that during the day. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I have been reflecting on that Happy Dance Bill Cosby was always doing in the 80’s.  It’s downright creepy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ … Continue reading

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Mine Your Premises

I found a list of stand-up comedy topics/premises I made a couple of years ago after reading Judy Carter’s Comedy Bible. Here are a few samples.  Even if no bits eventually emerge, it’s a fun list to read through: Cracking … Continue reading

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