Tag Archives: Barack Obama

I’m delusional, but it works for me

Dear Aging Celebrities who suddenly open a Facebook account and begin posting refried quotes, old pictures of yourselves, and comments like, “I wonder if anyone remembers who I am”: I wonder if you remember who you are. Or if it’s … Continue reading

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Serious Rendered Silly

A foreign friend texted me, “Thanks for your friendship and stupor.” I’m pretty sure she meant “support,” but I do offer both. ****************************** I keep waiting to see a Cialis commercial with two gay men, or an interracial couple. But … Continue reading

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Thank You For Not Deleting This

Whenever I see someone overcompensating, I want to smash every single window in their house. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If I had a better memory, I suspect I’d be a lot less forgiving. #forget&forgive ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New York is supposedly the city that never … Continue reading

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Unconscious Couplings

I think a Cheese Whiz creature came alive in the back of my pantry. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I saw a carpenter ant walk by carrying a toenail clipping.  Clearly working on a large project. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cartoon idea:  two girls arriving at an … Continue reading

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First Brain-Dump Of 2013

  It’s “Snot” What You Might Think:   Crime scene DNA evidence often seems to come from hair, blood, skin, or semen -never mucous or phlegm.  Did you ever notice that?  I posit that people with sinus problems never commit murder.  … Continue reading

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Memo to the POTUS

On the new and brilliant HBO show “VEEP“, the hilarious Julia Louis-Dreyfus (as VP Selina Meyer) constantly asks her assistant, “Did the President call?” Well, I just got an email from the POTUS saying he’s about to be outspent.  (I … Continue reading

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