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Don’t Pith Me Off

There are now nine medical marijuana dispensaries in Connecticut, yet not a single one of them is in Stonington. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I imagine an alternative universe where Brett Kavanaugh is a stoner, and after he and Christine Blasey Ford politely take … Continue reading

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Standing in my filth: Pig-Pen’s memoir channeled through a lazy housewife

Here’s the main difference between me and the Queen of England: she insists that workers in Buckingham palace walk backwards as they vacuum, so that they don’t leave any footprints. I don’t vacuum. They say it can be deeply disturbing … Continue reading

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I’m delusional, but it works for me

Dear Aging Celebrities who suddenly open a Facebook account and begin posting refried quotes, old pictures of yourselves, and comments like, “I wonder if anyone remembers who I am”: I wonder if you remember who you are. Or if it’s … Continue reading

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Living Libretto

If ignorance is bliss, I’m going to have to un-learn a few things to be happy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My son saw me do a quick prayer and visualization in the car after a stressful driving incident.  He helpfully offered, “I just … Continue reading

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RangeleyMoose Ruminations for the end of January, 2012

These are some recent examples of my inimitable lines of thinking: Dirt-y Dancing:  I’ve long had a reputation for being a tree hugger, but last year I made the conscious decision to become an earth-kisser, as well. I recommend doing … Continue reading

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