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I was forced into non-consensual heckling by Judah Friedlander

He did it in front of my friends as well as a bunch of other people, and he did it without my consent: Judah Friedlander made me heckle him in May, 2012. I was wearing a tight skirt, and I’d … Continue reading

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In A Pithy Mood

When people ask for a nice Hawaiian punch line, I say kummoniwannaleah. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The unpasteurized apple cider we’ve been enjoying from the local farm-stand contains something known as a “pre-biotic”. You drink it before you have diarrhea. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Regarding the … Continue reading

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No Pictures, Because It’s For Adults

“Get Felt” would be an ear-catching name for a story about a hat-maker in high demand named Laura Felt. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [right after Christmas]  I see all those deflated Santas in everyone’s yards.  I know how they feel. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I looked … Continue reading

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Lord, I Was Born A Rambling Woman: Ruminations For The First Monday Of December, 2012

Dogmatic Leadership:  Humans are like pack animals who need to live in communities.  And have a good, strong pack leader, not a person who’d strap a dog to the roof of a car. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ A maxim:  I dispense an awful … Continue reading

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