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The Gender Crap

Why my early arguments didn’t work well: “She may have a bigger boob size, but I have a larger IQ.” “You can’t motorboat an IQ.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Roughly 50% of the people who sit for the PSATs don’t actually sit when … Continue reading

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My Seasonal Disorder Is Affecting Me

Adolescent Nation:  I am tiring of the pervasive superficiality in our country.  Who are our heroes?  Football players and their dim-bulb actress/model wives.  It’s like we’re perpetually in high school, celebrating the beautiful people.  We’re just not evolved as a … Continue reading

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And Then There Was One

Watching Bill Maher’s “Real Time” on HBO a couple of weeks ago, I saw Fred Armisen (writer/actor, SNL, Portlandia) come on toward the end of the show.  Both he and Bill agreed that they did not like one-man shows.  (They … Continue reading

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Bill’s Grass Is Always Greener

Let’s put 20 seconds on the clock, and see what I come up with regarding THIS picture: “Wow, I always wondered what Bill Maher would look like as a leprechaun.  It really works for him.” “It’s not easy finding green, … Continue reading

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A Proven Solution For Your Mental Pollution

“With a proven solution for your mental pollution” is a line from the title track of Todd Rundgren’s CD, “No World Order”, which came out around the time I met Dean (circa 1992).  We listened to that CD a lot … Continue reading

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I Really Wish I’d Written That Line, #2

From Bill Maher’s monologue on HBO’s 5.20.11 “Real Time”, of (most recently discovered) Arnold Schwarzenegger’s impregnated maid: “It was a very unusual situation for the housekeeper.  She had him in twice a week.”

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