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Go East, Old Woman

I’ve finally learned: kneeling is so much better than bending over. Squatting is fun, too. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It’s not enough to win the “hearts and minds” of the people. You must win over folks who reproduce a lot. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There are … Continue reading

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I’ve Been Told Not To Speak At Super Bowl Parties, So I Wrote This For Zach Galifianakis

Dear Mr. Galifianakis: Today is the 100th Sunday since the 87th Thursday beyond the very first Monday that I began my heretofore financially unprofitable yet still artistically rewarding comedy career. So that’s what makes it an especially weird coinkydinky that I … Continue reading

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