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Don’t hate me because I’m lovable

Why has no one yet opened a chain of comedy club/restaurants with Hooters-style waitresses and called it “Titters”? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Emotions are like breasts. They’re meant to be felt. Also if you try hard, you can lick an emotion. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My … Continue reading

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My Life, Such As It Was, At Age 11 (or maybe 12)

 

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Dark Thoughts For Black Friday

When I’m bloated and shopping I want to park in the expectant mother’s spot.  I mean, who’s gonna ask? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What’s worse than a receding hairline?  An encroaching one where it doesn’t belong. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don’t stop taking your medication before … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday To My Mom. Look Mom, Old Pictures.

           

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Then Vs. Now: The Activities of Childhood

When I was a kid, I did not watch nearly as much TV as kids do today.  The reasons are multiple.  For one, we were free to roam around on our bikes, without helmets, and without our parents constantly trying … Continue reading

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