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Go East, Old Woman

I’ve finally learned: kneeling is so much better than bending over. Squatting is fun, too. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It’s not enough to win the “hearts and minds” of the people. You must win over folks who reproduce a lot. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There are … Continue reading

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Gracisms

Turns out we’ve all secretly been using “smh” to mean “scratch my hiney”. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Is there an athlete out there yet named Dafuq Williams?  Well, there should be. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I’m going to start referring to God as “The Supplier”, and … Continue reading

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WWIMISWA? (“What Would It Mean If Santa Were Asian?”)

5.  New diet required to “beef up” (if Sumo wrestler not recruited). 4.  Driving lessons. 3.  Can’t handle dairy, so kids, please switch to rice milk and fortune cookies. 2.  Special deal on Made in China products. 1.  Will need … Continue reading

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